Hey! Who doesn't love cookies? I sure do. I found (and modified) this low-carb peanut-butter cookie recepie, and I wanted to share it with you guys! It's super easy, I could make it by myself-and I am terrible at cooking. Here we go!
INGREDIENTS(makes 16 cookies):
*1 cup of peanut butter
*1/2 cup sugar
*1 egg
*1 teaspoon vanilla
*1/2 cup oatmeal
Mix all ingredients together, until all ingredients are incorporated.
Make a small ball of dough, and put it onto a cookie sheet or likewise. Do this with the rest of the dough. Press the balls down a little bit with the prongs of a fork, or just your (preferably clean) palm.
Bake at 350 for 12 minutes, and leave out to cool for around 5 to 7 minutes.
Enjoy your cookies!
You could most likely edit this recipe-the proportions are easy to double or halve. Maybe try mixing in a quarter cup of chocolate chips into the dough! With the proportions I listed here, each cookie is nine carbs. Only nine carbs! Wow!
Friday, 28 February 2014
Friday, 21 February 2014
Google Makes Weird Songs-Part 1
Bonjourno. How are you? I'm laughing my face off.
As many of us know, if you translate something in English to some weird foreign language and back again in Google Translator, it isn't usually the same. Alas, what happens if you do that multiple times? You get this.
I'll Make A Man Out Of You-Mulan, by Google Translate (with help from Gwen)
If the job has to reach
To defeat the Huns.
Will and his daughter, and he sent me
And when I asked the kids?
Please send me a package , the villain never
But before putting
Lord , I want one
You.
quiet forest
But fire .
If you have in your
You probably have .
Heart disease is edible oak , pale miserable fate
And you do not know .
But somehow
You.
Jian - poet , not to mention that they should take
Yao: they can, which in me
Lin : I was a child in school to the gym
Mush , a circle of fear of death
He saw that hope is through Spains
Jian - Po would now be able to swim
A man [ are ]
This is essential to compete with rapid river
A man [ are ]
With a large force of typhoon
A man [ are ]
Of all the powers of fire,
The secret of the Lunar farside
It is time for our nation,
By the Huns arrived.
As we all hear me
And you can live.
They angered prepare for war
I'll take her , and go home ,
How can a man of God who
Really?
A man [ are ]
This is essential to compete with rapid river
A man [ are ]
With a large force of typhoon
A man [ are ]
Of all the powers of fire,
The secret of the Lunar farside
Individual [ All]
This is essential to compete with rapid river
man
With a large force of typhoon
man
Of all the powers of fire,
The secret of the Lunar farside
Ah - ah!
"The sercret of the lunar farside"........I'm dying.
Monday, 10 February 2014
Coexistor: Chapter Two
I will be posting the chapters as I finish them. Right now I'm working on chapter three, but here's two for ya!
Chapter
Two: Life-Or-Death
Marianne was all set to go with him back to where she needed
to go to save her world and his. He was a nice old man-friendly. He broke the news
to her in a nice way, in a way that made her believe. But her parents? Not so
much. “Marianne, step away from him.” Her father’s strong voice cuts through
her little world. She almost hadn't realized that they were sitting there, the
whole time. “Marianne, listen to your father.” Her mother’s perfect shiny
blonde hair shakes as she shakes her head. “Honey,
he’s crazy.” She whispers to her. Marianne steps back. “How could you say
that?” “He’s talking about other worlds! And Dios? What are Dios?” “Could you
please stop talking about me like I am not here, Mrs. Wolvyand?” Marianne’s
mother turns towards the General. “Sir, I think it is time for you to go.” “For
Marianne’s safety, I cannot do that.” “Marianne, go to your room. Jemma can’t
stay over tonight.” “Mom, it’s my choice!” Her father stands up. “It is a
choice that you don’t get to make.” “No.” Marianne feels sort of a release. All
of her twelve years of existence she had never, ever told her parents no. “You
heard me. No.” Her mother gapes at her. “Marianne, you don’t get to decide
this!” “Yes, I do! We’re talking about the
end of the world, here. I may be the only one who could save us all from
dying!” Her mother’s face turns to one of stone. “And how could you possibly
know that?” Marianne exhales. “It…feels right. I can’t explain it. But I’ve
been getting these feelings-for a while now. I got a feeling to push Jemma
back, once, before we crossed the street. Seconds after I did, a big Jeep
rushed past, driving right where she
was standing. It sounds crazy. But no! I’ve been getting these feelings-when
something is right or wrong, not to do something, to do something.” She pauses
for breath. The General’s eyes were wide. Her
Saykiko is much higher than any other Renkontiĝoj I’ve ever seen before! Her scent…oh
no….. He looks outside the window and, sure enough, a man was
walking up the pathway. He smiles, and for a second, his disguise glitches. The
General almost gags. This one was worse than anything he had ever seen. He
looked exactly like he did with his disguise on-but his jaw was ripped down. There were bloodstains on
his teeth, and he had a wild, hungry look in his eyes. There was only one Quam
Alii with a description like this. “Lupo, help us. Marianne, get your friend
from upstairs. We have to go. Do you
feel anything when I say the word Hicestmortis?” Marianne wasn’t sure why, but
she understood completely. She nods, and runs up the stairs. “Jemma! Jemma,
come on! We have to go!” Jemma was lying down on Marianne’s bed, looking
nervous. “Jemma! Come on!” “Mari? What’s wrong?” “He’ll explain on the way.
Just come! It’s life-or-death here!” She grabs Jemma’s hand just as she hears
the doorbell ring. The two run down the stairs, and the General extends his
hand. “Take my hand!’ He yells, the door opening and a gust of hot wind coming
out. The man at the door spies Marianne, and grins wickedly. He pulls a knife
from his belt, and lunges forward. The last things Marianne felt were the
roughness of the General’s hands, and a singing pain that ran from her hairline
to her jaw.
Coexistor: Introduction & Chapter One
So I'm writing this story. When I finish it (AND I WILL THIS TIME! I WILL!) I possibly am going to try to get it published. So......here you go.
Introduction
General Fitz was not expecting what the intern was about to
tell him. In fact, the General was just stacking the last of the papers that
needed to be stacked when the intern rushed in. The first word that the intern
uttered was “whoa”, because the General’s office was, indeed, very “whoa”. A,
it was an ovalish shape. And B, one half of that ovalish shape (the long way)
was floor-to-ceiling windows, facing out over the lovely view that came with
being on the 101st floor. The trees’ leaves were a lovely array of pink and
electric blue, and it truly was a nice evening. The second words the intern
said were, “Um, sir? I have a very urgent message for you.” The General looked
down at the small, scared teenager. He smiles. “What is it, my boy?” “Well, I’m
really not sure why they trusted me with this. They say that it could mean the
end of this world and the one next to it, Aarde.” The General knew what the boy
was talking about by now, but he could tell that he had felt special, carrying
such big news to him. “Go on.” “I have no idea what this means…….what it might
mean for my family……I really don’t know. But, they say, that we have another
Coexistor. Actually, two of them.”
Chapter
One: Lupo?
“Jemmy, you KNOW I can’t go. My parents said no!” “But you
HAVE to! C’mon. Convince them!” Marianne sighs. “Oh, Jem. Last time I tried to
convince them of something, I got grounded for three weeks!” Marianne’s best
friend, Jemma McAllister, sighs. “But…but…” Marianne pats her friend on the
back. “Smile! It’s your thirteenth birthday soon! You’ll be leaving me in the
dust and becoming a teenager! Be happy!” Jemma smiles and shakes her head,
bangly feather-and-chain earrings jangling. “Mari, you KNOW I’ll never leave
you in the dust.” “I know. C’mon, you can come to my house for dinner…..”
“Okay. I’m just…so sad! Why can’t you come to my birthday party?” “I’ve told me
a bagazillion times! My parents won’t let me.” Jemma pouts. “Oh, fine. But-“
Her sentence was cut off by a bus coming by. Marianne feels a tug in her gut,
and looks up. In the very back of the bus, a man was sitting. A man in a navy
blue suit, and a blue taxi driver’s cap. He had salt-and-pepper hair, and
piercing, electric blue eyes. Marianne felt a jump when she saw him. “As I was
saying, maybe we could have a sleepover tonight? To make up for you not being
able to come to the party?” Marianne, with difficulty, tears her eyes from the
back of the bus. “Yeah, sure. We’re not doing anything tomorrow, so it should
be fine.” “Perfect!” Jemma’s turquoise-dyed hair flips in front of one of her
brown eyes. “God. HOW did you get your hair like that?” Marianne smiles and
rolls her eyes. “I’m on the right track baby, I was,” Jemma joins in. “BORN
THAT WAY!” They erupt into a fit of giggles, and wrap their arms around each
other’s shoulders, grinning.
When they get into
Marianne’s house, their grins evaporate. Marianne feels that familiar tug in
her gut, and, sure enough, sitting on her favorite armchair was the man from
the back of the bus. He immediately stands up, makes his hand into a claw, and
bows to her. “Lupo.” The one word that the mysterious man says makes Marianne’s
knees feel like jelly. “Uh, hi?” She turns to Jenna. “J, head up to my room.
I’ll be right there.” Jemma nods, her face one of confusion. “I have a feeling
I should sit down.” Her one sentence makes the man look even more worried. “Oh
Dios, it’s starting already. Yes, your feeling is correct, Marianne. Sit.” The
General feels another tug in his gut, identical to what he felt when he first
saw her, and once again, when she came into the house. Who was that girl she
was smooshed against? Must have been one of her friends. Her file did say that
she was a social butterfly. “Marianne, what you are about to hear is…..a little
bit crazy.” Marianne’s curiosity starts to kill her, slowly. “The one
description I can give you of yourself is unnatural. I guess the best way to
explain more is through a legend. The land I come from, Aapude, believes in a
line of eight…gods, I guess you could call it. We call them the Dios. In each
Dio, there is an animal spirit. For Kato, it is a cat. For Toleri, a bear. And
so on. Sometimes, in a very special human being, there is an animal spirit
also. But the animal inside them is completely different from the human
being-completely separate. They are not part of the Dios. But sometimes-once
every thirteen blue moons-an animal spirit surfaces in a young human. It is not
like the Apartigu, the ones who are separate from their animal. In the Renkontiĝoj, the animal and the
humans’ spirits are one. These rare phenomena are direct descendants from the
Dios.” The man pauses for breath. “What does this have to do with me?” Marianne
asks, still confused. “You, Marianne, are a Renkontiĝoj.” “No way. I’m not that
spec-“ “I know what you are going to say, and don’t believe a word of it.
Marianne, you are a descendant of Lupo, the wolf Dio.” “You don’t know that!”
“Yes, I do!” The man stands up. “I know because I felt a tug in my gut the
minute I saw you. You felt it to, didn’t you?” Marianne gulps, quiet, and nods.
“I, too, am a descendant of Lupo. Marianne, believe me! You have to.” The man
was begging her. Begging her to believe. “Why do you want me to so much?”
“Because it was prophesized,” It was difficult for him to say this. “That the
next descendant of Lupo, was to destroy my land, and yours.”
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