So I crocheted an eye patch for my stuffed platypus

His name is Mr. Snuggles and he is a much happier animal now that he is a pirate.

What am I doing with my life? Next time someone asks that, I'm going to say "My only purpose is my one-eyed platypus."

Yet another poem

Every single day I think
Maybe I should change.
But something deep inside me
Says, no, don't rearrange.
All my friends are growing up
While I'm just staying down,
Maybe one day we'll reconnect
If in my sorrow I don't drown.

Orthodontics, pfft.

80% overbite. My jaw is too far back. Braces and a weird molar/jaw device. Darn.

A poem

(Recently got a new writing book and was inspired. Did I do well?)

Life isn't giving me dinosaurs or butterfly bedspreads. No, not anymore. Life isn't giving me picture books or crayon sketches.

Here's why I leave-I've changed (for the better?).

Here's why I stay-A secret? I don't want to.

Here's what lights up my heart: New things, bangles, and hair.

Here's what darkens it: Sad things, braces, and horrible history.

I've changed.

Did I tell you when I saw Morgan Freeman walking down the street in New York?

It's a funny story.

Zombieboy just made my day.

We were having a competition over Google hangouts of who could say the most swears (don't judge meeeeeee). He won because he said the word "Joffrey" as a swear. Yes, ZB, his name is a swear. Thank you.

In Case You Didn't Get It By Now, I Am A Megageek.

So recently, my bestest friend in the whole entire universe-RatFriend-has been going through a hard time. As her nickname suggests, she loves her pet rats with all her heart. Last night, though, rats was shortened to rat. This Friday, we're going out for dinner with their family-Her little brother Red is conveniently a carbon copy of my brother-and I decided to make something to cheer her up.
One of the countless things we have in common is a love of Star Wars. Now, recently, I have been on a Rainbow Loom kick. I dream of new patterns at night, and it's pretty much all I breathe. Every waking moment-RAINBOW LOOM, RAINBOW LOOM, RAINBOW LOOM. Sooo.......I made friendship bracelets.

I just wanted to share this. Have a wonderfully geeky day :)