Friday 21 February 2014

Google Makes Weird Songs-Part 1

Bonjourno. How are you? I'm laughing my face off.
As many of us know, if you translate something in English to some weird foreign language and back again in Google Translator, it isn't usually the same. Alas,  what happens if you do that multiple times? You get this.

I'll Make A Man Out Of You-Mulan, by Google Translate (with help from Gwen)

If the job has to reach
To defeat the Huns.
Will and his daughter, and he sent me
And when I asked the kids?

Please send me a package , the villain never
But before putting
Lord , I want one
You.

quiet forest
But fire .
If you have in your
You probably have .

Heart disease is edible oak , pale miserable fate
And you do not know .
But somehow
You.

Jian - poet , not to mention that they should take
Yao: they can, which in me
Lin : I was a child in school to the gym
Mush , a circle of fear of death
He saw that hope is through Spains
Jian - Po would now be able to swim

A man [ are ]
This is essential to compete with rapid river
A man [ are ]
With a large force of typhoon
A man [ are ]
Of all the powers of fire,
The secret of the Lunar farside

It is time for our nation,
By the Huns arrived.
As we all hear me
And you can live.

They angered prepare for war
I'll take her , and go home ,
How can a man of God who
Really?

A man [ are ]
This is essential to compete with rapid river
A man [ are ]
With a large force of typhoon
A man [ are ]
Of all the powers of fire,
The secret of the Lunar farside

Individual [ All]
This is essential to compete with rapid river
man
With a large force of typhoon
man
Of all the powers of fire,
The secret of the Lunar farside
Ah - ah!

"The sercret of the lunar farside"........I'm dying.


2 comments:

  1. It must hurt to laugh your face off; do you have a face reattachment procedure?

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    1. Yeah. I keep very good sewing needles in my room, and thread that matches my skin tone exactly. It hurts to sew it back on, but at least I can still have a face.

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