This is how weird my family and friends are

Hello, everyone! This is Gwen, And I'm going to do something new here. I'm going to post quotes-that my friends and family said. Have any quotes that you want on the blog? Let me know. Remember, you have to have made them up.

"Lose a battle, win a war." --Dee
"If you've never jumped from couch to couch to avoid the lava, you've never had a childhood." --Dee again
"Strangers are friends to us all." --Dee LOVES to give me quotes.
"When the Angel's away, the Devil will play." --Dee
"I am a supermassive black hole for PB&J sandwiches." --PBBoy
"If I could eat that, I would." --Queird
"A golden shovel causes trouble." --Akemi
"We open the screen, and then BOOM-pandas." --Mom
"Oh, what is that? Eat it." --Dad
"Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in death." --Zombieboy
"Fries are better curly." --Pagegirl
"You know why they give us so much water? So we can die of thirst." --Pagegirl, on Chinese buffets
"Seriously, you look like an addlepated walrus." --Mom
You know what I think? I think I'm related to some pretty weird people, and I chose some strange individuals as friends. And that was Gwen's point of view!

Hope it'll be better next year

Hi again. The ceighlidh last night was quite fun and tiring, but there was no dancing! Can you believe it? No dancing! What`s a party without dancing...not a party, that`s for sure. Anyway, Zombieboy had tons of fun running around like a fiend outside. There was a park and a small spiderweb, and also a whole bunch of secret passage ways. In the basement, there was a couple of really rowdy teenagers who wouldn`t get out, no matter what. This really ticked my bff off, `cause that`s the syncro team`s practice area. Among our plans to get them out: if the boy started talking, I would say "JFH, did you say something?" then she would say "No, I didn't say anything." We had a laugh over that. Then we went up, got a lovely backup team consisting of Emc2, Barbie, Spiderman (JFH's other siblings), Zombieboy, and a couple of Emc2's friends. Then we went down, and yelled (quietly) for them to get out. Down with the syncro's headquarters, there are bathrooms and a shower. On the shower's wall there was a small, brown spider. Knowing me, a certified arachnophobe, I screamed. But, I am a scorpio, and scorpions are arachnids, so I went up to the boy who was going to smack it, and said right in his face, "you now, that's my cousin there on that wall." Then he said, "How? It'a a spider. You are a human. It's impossible."And I said, "I'm a Scorpio and scorpions are arachnids. So are spiders. come on JFH, let's get out of here." I said to the nearest person, "make sure nobody smacks it." Then we left. Anyway, goodbye. And that, was Gwen`s point of view!